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My God, can't you just imagine the excitement at the Guardian editorial meeting when news of the scoop slipped out.
Alan Rusbridger: Right, so, Seumas if you wouldn't mind giving us one of your characteristically nuanced Wykhamist analyses on the lines "Why a vote for Romney is like chopping the arms off a poor, immigrant child of African-Asian parentage and forcing her to beg on Wall Street while savage capitalist killer dogs gnaw at her stumps as greedy Masters of the Universe look on, laughing." and Polly, we'd love it if you could do a piece on "Obama: four years of unbroken triumph!" and George, if we could have something from you on…."
Leo Hickman: Ahem.
Alan Rusbridger: And you are?
Leo Hickman: Hickman, sir, I mean, Comrade. Leo Hickman. I'm one of the ones on the Environment team who's not George Monbiot.
Alan Rusbridger. Ah yes. There are so many of you it's hard to keep up. Well?
Leo Hickman: I believe I may have a story for you. A scoop, in fact.
Camera pans across the faces in the editors office, registering the astonishment, the joy, the excitement in these jaded, almost unimpressable hacks' expressions
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Rusbridger turns delightedly to Hickman.
Rusbridger: You're like Woodward and Bernstein and Award-Winning Guardian investigative journalist Nick Davies rolled into one!
Leo Hickman: Thank you, sir.
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Leo Hickman: That was me, sir.
Rusbridger: Hickman, you're wasted at Komment Macht Frei. We need you in the body of the paper. The print edition.
Leo Hickman: But I thought you were going to scr….
Rusbridger: Not any more son. With this scoop you have just saved the entire Guardian Media Group! We might even survive without the help of Autotrader!
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The best thing of all to emerge from it is It's called Lost Horizons.
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