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A Poem for Fun (40)

I saw my friend Frank,
An officer of high rank,
Standing on a plank,
Connecting to the bank;
His sword made a clank.
His mind looked blank.
He was lean and lank.
From a bottle he drank.
He's watching a tank,
Which slowly sank.
For that should I thank?

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A Poem for Fun (41)

Agatha is a CLO,
Working in a PSO.
Alex is CPO,
Working in CBO.
Alice is a CPO,
Working in a CAO.
Allan is CFO,
Working in HMO.
Alvin is a CTO,
Working in CRO.
And I am the CEO,
Working in an NGO.
As I watch a ★违反论坛条例！★ of UFO,
Wishing I'd sip a glass of XO.

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A Poem for Fun (42)

Once I went to Oslo,
From my home in Ohio.
There was a studio;
They're filming Othello.
Then I went to Cairo,
And visited a casino.
I listened to radio,
And a story in audio.
I danced the tango.
I played the cello,
And also the piano,
And too, the banjo.
I enjoyed my own solo,
Which in the hall got echo.
I liked to eat Oreo,
Together with mango.
I liked taking photo,
And played bingo.
I did ride on a buffalo.
Was I a real hero?

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A Poem for Fun (43)

I live in a shack.
There is a track
Behind the back.
Here's my friend Jack,
Coming to me with snack,
Also carrying a big sack,
Of the color of black,
Inside some ducks quack,
He leaves a dog pack
Beside the hay stack.
He puts hat on the rack;
His pants are so slack,
With a sea smack.

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A Poem for Fun (44)

When I am wide awake,
I feel a slight earthquake.
I put some dough on bake
And eat some cake.
I drive a car of good make,
Having trouble with brake.
I seem to see a deadly snake,
Which makes me shake.
My life is now at stake.
Oh, for goodness sake,
I find it is actually a fake,
As falls the snowflake,
And on the frozen lake,
I cannot see any drake.
Then I put down the rake,
From the trunk I did take,
Trying to hit the snake.

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A Poem for Fun (45)

Once I lived in Monroe.
I often rode in a canoe,
And used lotion of aloe.
I loved to play the oboe.
When I saw a pretty doe
On a piece of floe,
I threw to it my shoe,
As if the doe was my foe.
Unluckily I hurt my toe,
And suffered sharp throe.
I was deeply in woe.

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A Poem for Fun (46)

On hilltop a girl does reside,
As from people she wants to hide.
And down at the hillside,
I come from afar to abide.
There's a meadow so wide.
For living I work as a guide;
In this job I do take pride.
Everyday in a bus I ride.
One day she and I “collide”.
Then she becomes my bride.
For it no one can us chide;
Our love lasts thro time and tide.

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A Poem for Fun (47)

I have a friend Andew,
Who is a nice Jew,
And can read Hebrew,
And also likes to sew.
I have a nephew;
He's called Matthew,
Often looks at me askew.
He has strong sinew,
Which's as hard as screw.
He passed an interview,
Now works as ship crew.
And as he is there new;
To rules he has no clew.
On docks there's a fine view
Tho the gulls are so few.
One can hear his cat mew,
And smell his sweet stew.
And see him often chew
Sugarless gum and cashew.

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A Poem for Fun (4

When the sun doesn't appear,
The sky looks dull and drear,
Which makes my eyesight blear.
Then the thunder comes near,
Which deafens my ear,
Making me unable to hear.
Then the clouds are clear,
So gone is my dread and fear.
I hold up my spear,
To salute my dear,
With grateful tear,
My clothes to smear.

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A Poem for Fun (49)

This wise ass,
Of course not crass,
Could play the bass,
That's made of brass.
He learned in a class.

Thro a window of glass,
He saw a pretty lass
Walking on the grass,
But he let her pass,
Following her to the mass.

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A Poem for Fun (50)

Once I saw a vampire,
Looking so dire,
Riding on an old tire,
Flying over the spire.
All over I did perspire,
I could not even respire.
It could throw out fire,
but soon it went into mire.

I met a lady I did admire,
Whose love I did desire,
But how could I it acquire,
As my time would soon expire?
She was in beautiful attire,
Like coming from some empire.
My wooing put her in ire,
And to home she did retire.