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改良種

張 航


唐生是校長么兒，身體比父兄高大魁梧多多，有天李生問

唐生：「為何你的身體比你爸爸、哥哥高大這許多？」

唐生毫不加思索地回答：「改良種呀！」

畢業多年，同學們均娶妻生子，李生在公園遇見唐生問：

「有幾個寶寶啦！」

唐生對太座豎起大拇指稱讚：「改良種嘛！」

李生追問：「為何是改良品種？」

唐生答道：「無子西瓜呀！」

逗得大夥兒啼笑皆非。



改良种

张 航


唐生是校长么儿，身体比父兄高大魁梧多多，有天李生问

唐生：「为何你的身体比你爸爸、哥哥高大这许多？」

唐生毫不加思索地回答：「改良种呀！」

毕业多年，同学们均娶妻生子，李生在公园遇见唐生问：

「有几个宝宝啦！」

唐生对太座竖起大拇指称赞：「改良种嘛！」

李生追问：「为何是改良品种？」

唐生答道：「无子西瓜呀！」

逗得大伙儿啼笑皆非。

Improve kind

Zhang Hang


Tang Sheng is a headmaster child, whether how manily is body tall and big and big and tall than father and elder brothers, have it Li catch and ask Tang Sheng. ' why the healths of yous is it than in you for father, elder brother so much not tall and big? '

Tang Sheng answers writing brush without thinking: ' improve kind! '

Have graduated for many years, the classmates take a wife and give birth to the son, Li Sheng meets Tang to grow and ask in the park: ' have several babies! '

Tang Sheng is right very much the seat thumb up to praise: ' improve kind! '

Li Sheng questions: ' why improve the breed? '

Whether Tang born and answers. ' seedless watermelon! '

Amuse so that everybody is annoyed and sneered at the behaviours or things made.

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[黄海有潮]

原来是改良的西瓜种子 ，呵呵

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