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[海外逸士]

Christmas Eve again!
My annual duties call.
As my reindeer are sick,
How can I go round?

Who got a snowmobile for me?
I never tried that before.
Can a couple of dogs pull that thing?
It looks so heavy, really so heavy.

How stupid are the modern architects:
The houses don't have chimneys.
How can people keep warm inside
Without being choked by the smoke?

No worry about that,
They will survive anyway.
But how can I get in
To distribute the gifts?

Every year I shoulder a heavy bag;
It feels heavier and heavier,
Since I grow older and older----
I really need a revolution.

Okay, from this year on,
I'll get gift certificates
And slip them under the doors;
That makes my work easy.

[雪泥]

and funny, a new story about Santa

[苑眉]

HEHE... REALLY VERY FUNNY.... I LIKE IT !