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7.話東畫西
張 航

　　大帥集合官兵訓話，說到一半，把話忘了，便喚：「副官，快到辦公
室去把我的話拿來。」
　　副官跑回辦公室取了大帥的古畫來現寶。
　　大帥氣得火星四冒跺腳：「這不是我的話，我的話在桌上。」
　　副官再跑回辦公室，東尋西覓，情急之下，祇好把桌上所有東西，和
盤搬上了台。
　　大帥啼笑皆非：「囉！我的話全記在桌曆上。」
　　逗得全體官兵哄堂大笑。

Talk about the east and draw the west
Zhang Hang
The commander in chief assembles officers and men and gives an admonitory talk, talk about half, have forgotten the words, call out: ' adjutant, get to handle official business quickly
The room goes to bring my words. '
The adjutant ran back treasure has come now in the old painting that the office fetched the commander in chief.
The large dashing has Mars four and rises and stamps one's foot: ' this is not my sentence, my words are on the desk. '
The adjutant runs back to the office again, seek the west to look for in the east, under desperation, have to belong to the things on a desk, sum
One has been moved and appeared on the stage.
The commander in chief is annoyed and sneered at the behaviours or things made: ' silk gauze! My words are all written in the desk is gone through. '
Funny allly the officers and men roar with laughter.